The “Vibrator” that doesn’t vibrate…

Let me share with you what we are busying with in this semester, which is one of our very major assignment for this subject called (HBM330) Marketing Innovation Management. We required inventing an innovative product for each group, by producing a report of innovation plan, as well as delivering the presentation on the executive summary of the invention. The deadline for the assignment is on next Monday! Holy mamma. Guess what we’re inventing for this particular innovation? Yeah, it’s a pen, the WonderPen. I bet you guys (for those who haven’t been ‘supplicated’ to fill up the questionnaires or being our classmates) have no idea of what this pen is all about. Indeed it looks like a pen, but why would we need the Detachable Plug? To Recharge? (smirk). OK OK, this is not just an ordinary invention of a pen, it’s a hi-tec hand-held device which will give you more confident to your facial complexion especially.

Let me explain or describe with you how actually this thing works… It is light and small, allowing users to bring and use it anywhere and anytime they want. To use it, users would just have place the laser above the acne or acne scar tissue and waves the pen back and forth, vaporizing only the unwanted tissue and creating a new surface for skin cell growth. The yellow light from the pen will destroy the bacteria that cause acne when it interacts with a substance inside the bacteria called porphorine to create oxygen, which destroys the bacteria. It also promotes the growth of collagen to prevent scarring.

And this is the illustration of the Pen. Check it out.

Believe it or not, this is just an innovative invention for our subject requirement anyway. Of course, we won’t launch this new-to-the-world product in the market, as I mentioned earlier it’s for the goodness sake to pass this appalling subject. Guess what some of my friends (the respondents who filled up the questionnaires) when they looked at the WonderPen printed on each questionnaire, “Whoa, that’s shocking! New vibrator for the women, interesting. How does it work?”. Good grief. That’s why I’d rather explain to them while they’re looking at the WonderPen. It’d be great if we could think of duo functional pen for both sexual fulfillment and skincare (grin).

Besides, I still have another two more assignments to complete, JavaScript and Communication Strategy Plan, which are due after Gawai. Being in the final year, life’s getting more hectic and tiring. Frankly, this is the only semester where I always yawn in the classes. It’s bad I know, but I couldn’t control with it. Felt like dozing off in the class, and enjoy pampering my somnolent brain. Alas, I’m forced to attend the lectures. We’ve no choice (moan).